Dicks- Appropriately Named

Post by: Reverenddel
Someone gave the boy-child a gift card to Dick's Sporting Goods. Today was the day we had to spend it on Crossbow stuff for him.
Checkout dude: "Would you like a Dick's Frequent Shopper card?"
Me: "No."
C/D: "you sure? it's free."
Me: "No, I do not want a Dick's Frequent Shopper card".
(C/D looks at me, I look at him with pure anger.)
C/D: "Gotcha."
Yes, all the family for the boy children are NOW informed "NO Dick's Sporting Good Gift ...

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